Ye gods, that is the exact reason I don't get into the fandom - in Australia we're even further behind (and now it's just been taken off until the new year completely, since we were a week and a half behind and they never have regular programming Christmas Eve), and spoilers are becoming so pervasive that they're unavoidable.

So that's why nobody knows me, and how I completely feel your pain even though I didn't go look.

If the cave has broadband, I'm there. Actually, there's lots of caves back home that are pretty awesome, and if isolated = rural Australia, you can take your pick.