fun_like_that

OMFG How I adore this fic. Like, really. Do not be sorry! This is my crack, yo.

And um....you think YOU have problems:

cheekylittletwat: askld;ghas; POOR SIMON
toxikae: AL;SDKL;ASD POOR LITTLE POOKIE
toxikae: HES ALL *MOVES OUT*
toxikae: AND RANDYS ALL *FOCUSES ON COMPUTER*
toxikae: AL;DKL;ASD
cheekylittletwat: Randy should like, knock Gale unconscious and then tie him up in his bed. and Gale can wake up and be all *struggles* and Randy's all "I'm sorry I had to do that, Gale, but it's just too dangerous to let you out now that you know what you know, you know?"
toxikae: asl;dkasl;dklas;das
toxikae: and Gale is all "this is so unfair, ya know! omg ya know"
cheekylittletwat: Randy's all "you'll grow to love it" and then offers him a joint
toxikae: al;dkl;askd;alsd
toxikae: and hes all *tokes* and relaxes a little
cheekylittletwat: and his cats "entertain" Gale while he's out running errands
toxikae: a;kl;askdlas
cheekylittletwat: Gale teaches them how to perform fairly decent fellatio
toxikae: asd;laksl;dasl;kdsd
cheekylittletwat: He's all "heeere, kitty kitty"
toxikae: Randy walks in and is all :| whilst watching Ella all *LICKS UP GALES SHAFT*
cheekylittletwat: And Ella's like "mrrrr"
cheekylittletwat: They both like, take a side
toxikae: L;AKSL;DKASKDL;ASD
cheekylittletwat: And their tongues are scratchy so Gale's all :">
toxikae: Ella likes the left
cheekylittletwat: adkl;ahgl;ask
cheekylittletwat: asl;kgdh;alghsl;aghd;alghsdkl;ghakl;sdhgal;ksdghasgdhk
toxikae: aldkasl;dasd Aggie is all "meh, cock is cock"
cheekylittletwat: I can't stop laughing now
cheekylittletwat: Why the left? :))
toxikae: alsdkl;asdasd its less veiny
cheekylittletwat: askldghakl;hsdagghagdhsag OMFG
toxikae: Randy can join in
toxikae: suck on the head whilst Ella and Aggie are all *licks up from the base*
toxikae: asl;dkal;sd
cheekylittletwat: AAAAHHHHHHHH
toxikae: seriously need help omg
cheekylittletwat: He'd be all "no kitties, it's time for daddy to play"
cheekylittletwat: And like throw catnip at them
toxikae: L;KAL;SDKASL;D
toxikae: we should post this as a reply
cheekylittletwat: askld;ghakl;g WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT
cheekylittletwat: SHE WOULD KILL US BOTH
toxikae: AL;DKAS;LD SHE WOULD OMG

*AHEM*