Fcuk Chat does Harry Potter

[fun_like_that]

It's only a matter of time before we systematically work through every fandom ever and pervert it.



xmirax: *boggles*
xmirax: my snitch moodtheme is cuuuute!
xmirax: and it's only about halfway finished. *facepalms*
xmirax: I forgot there were that many moods.
marishna: I didn't think there were enough caps of the snitch to make a theme.
marishna: well, not caps.
marishna: shots.
kantayra: they are?
kantayra: *there are?
xmirax: nah, I made a little vector thingie.
xmirax: besides, the caps are blurry like whoa.
xmirax: the wings are blobs.
kantayra: heh
marishna: lol
kantayra: the snitch is cuddly! *cuddles it*
xmirax: [link] normal one
xmirax: [link] this one's cold
kantayra: eeeeee!
kantayra: it's so cute!
marishna: I think of it as slightly evil for some reason.
xmirax: [link] this one's bouncy.
marishna: probably cause it's so twitchy.
xmirax: bwah.
kantayra: lol
xmirax: *squishes maris' brain*
marishna: *its
kantayra: squishy!
xmirax: [link] this one's "refreshed"
kantayra: lol
xmirax: ..and so on and so forth.
kantayra: it drank a pop can!
xmirax: lol.
xmirax: I have a special pepsi one just for me.
marishna: oh!
marishna: cute!
xmirax: the rejuvenated one has coffee.
kantayra: ok: cutest. mood theme. EVAH!
marishna: *page just finally opened*
xmirax: :D
xmirax: I couldn't decide on whether or not to do faces.
xmirax: but it looked wierd and yeah, kinda slightly evil with faces.
marishna: evil!
xmirax: and not nearly so snitch-like.
xmirax: bwah.
xmirax: yes mari, they're plotting against you.
kantayra: lol
wherethewind__: *is done playing lj-stabbity*
xmirax: I wanted to have the horny one humping another snitch, but I think that would've taken too much work.
wherethewind__: *clicks mirax's links*
marishna: so it's not just me, it's being bad?
marishna: HORNY!
marishna: MAKE IT HORNY!
kantayra: heeee!
xmirax: maybe I'll do it anyway.
xmirax: bwahaha.
kantayra: HORNY!
kantayra: YES!
xmirax: pervs.:P
wherethewind__: they're so CUTE!
xmirax: :D
marishna: do you think snitches have penises?
xmirax: you think people would actually want to use them?
xmirax: *spits drink*
kantayra: yes!
marishna: or... retractable appendages?
wherethewind__: i think *your* snitch shouold have a penis.
xmirax: *facepalms*
wherethewind__: perhaps they mate with their wings.
kantayra: lol
xmirax: sick. all of you.
xmirax: ...sick.
marishna: or they hide the penises in the wings.
xmirax: *squishes you all*
xmirax: omfg.
xmirax: *is dead*
wherethewind__: lol
xmirax: I'll be over here, giggling on the floor.
xmirax: only you guys could make snitches pervy.
kantayra: lol
marishna: you planted the idea.
marishna: we can only run with it.
xmirax: I said humping!
xmirax: there was no inserting!
xmirax: or genitals.
kantayra: hee
marishna: humping leads to inserting!
marishna: with genitals!
xmirax: *sporfles*
kantayra: and insterting implies genitals!
kantayra: yes!
wherethewind__: i wonder what snitch cum looks like. oil of some sort, perhaps?
marishna: I bet it's clear.
marishna: harder to catch.
xmirax: sparkles.
kantayra: you don't think it's gold?
marishna: oooh! Shimmery!
xmirax: snitch cum is sparkles.
kantayra: or maybe silver...
marishna: like confetti!
xmirax: rainbow-colored.
xmirax: yes.:D
kantayra: hee
xmirax: *gives up on sanity*
marishna: everytime there's confetti at a party, a snitch is ejaculating!
kantayra: BWAH!
xmirax: HONKS
wherethewind__: think if someone catches the snitch just right, it'll have a spontaneous orgasm?
marishna: lmao
xmirax: *issofuckingdead*
xmirax: Mari wins.
kantayra: i bet it does when harry and draco grope over it
xmirax: that's going to be stuck in my head forever now.
kantayra: i know!
marishna: imagine what it thought when it was in harry's mouth....
xmirax: I'll never look at confetti the same way again.
kantayra: i will NOT be able to keep a straight face ever again
kantayra: BWAH!
xmirax: someone should post this.
wherethewind__: quidditch is so much more pervy now.
xmirax: lol
kantayra: i think mari should
kantayra: she wins the award for funniest statement EVAH
wherethewind__: i mean, it was already pervy, with the leather chaps and phallic symbols, but..
xmirax: I've seen fics with snitches used as sex toys.
xmirax: I just kinda blinked and moved on.
kantayra: lol
marishna: anal beads?
xmirax: mostly because of the feathers thing.
kantayra: see, this is why HP fic scares me
marishna: ah.
xmirax: who the hell wants feathers up their ass?
kantayra: lol
wherethewind__: lucius malfoy!
kantayra: snorf
kantayra: obviously :P
marishna: the feathers retract though, right?
xmirax: it's like, one step away from gerbils.
marishna: it's like fisting.
wherethewind__: no, gerbils are snape.
marishna: with feathers.
xmirax: *spits drink again*
kantayra: hee
wherethewind__: lucius likes feathers.
marishna: insert ball, expand.
xmirax: Please tell me there isn't a snape/gerbil fic.
xmirax: or, don't tell me if there is.
wherethewind__: the squid helps insert it.
kantayra: snape/squid OTP 4EVA!
xmirax: *cradles what is left of her innocence*
marishna: I'd read it.,
xmirax: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
xmirax: okay. that made me laugh.
xmirax: I have a squishy spot for squids.
kantayra: *squids you*
wherethewind__: which are squishy, in and of themselves.
xmirax: *facepalms* I am hopelessly strange.