I think they'd have the texture of a peeled grape but taste kind of salty.
I don't know why.
Also, um... sticking artillery shells up your ass? Not the smartest move, live or not. If I ever teach a sex-ed class I'll have to tell them that. FLARED BASES PEOPLE! FLARED BASES!
AND NO LIVE AMMUNITION!!!
Although it would bring a new meaning to "shooting his load". *ponders*
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Date: 2005-03-24 08:46 am (UTC)I don't know why.
Also, um... sticking artillery shells up your ass? Not the smartest move, live or not. If I ever teach a sex-ed class I'll have to tell them that. FLARED BASES PEOPLE! FLARED BASES!
AND NO LIVE AMMUNITION!!!
Although it would bring a new meaning to "shooting his load". *ponders*