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Yes, evil. Upon iming her a tidbit from eonline.com (I read somewhere that I've been dating David Beckham for four years, and I [had] never met him. I've met him now. He's a very nice chap, but we're not dating. --Jude Law, clearing the air in Us Weekly.), she dared me to write RPS.

I always pick truth in truth or dare, dammit! This time, however, I picked dare.

I wrote Jude/David RPS. I'm evil, right? Right. I said I would NEVER write RPS and it's weird. It still is but I've broken the first thing. I'm going to hell. *facepalm*

Title: Untitled. If you think of something brilliant, let me know so I can have all the glory, eh?
Genre/Paring: RPS, Jude Law/David Beckham
Rating: Ass, cock, fuck, damn, shit. Yup, it's NC-17.
Disclaimer: I CERTAINLY don't own these men and any situations similar to RL are purely coindidental, or not, depending on the actual state of their relationship in which case I SO DID NOT plant that video camera in their room. Seriously though, I don't know who these men are, I don't even watch interviews with them so I'm not entertaining any thoughts that I got their voice or demeanors or whatever. Let's just see it for what it is. Pr0n.

( On to the mansex )

And this photo had to go and be all sex-on-a-stick and be all inspirational. Fucker.

So there it is in all it's evil glory. *shifts eyes, wiggles uncomfortably* Right.

I'm still doing that icon meme too for flist people. Comment on this post if you want one. Don't leave it here cause I'll likely forget about you.

*runs away*